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THE CONSTITUTION

1. We stand for the flag. If you don't like it, we don't care. We do things differently around here.2. Do not infringe on other's life, liberty, or pursuit of happiness.3. You must be age verified to send NSFW content. To verify your age, DM any member of @the government a picture of your uncensored ID and Social Security Number.4. You are allowed to spread misinformation.5. This is America. We speak American.6. You must memorize the lyrics to at least 3 songs featured in Lin Manuel Miranda's hit 2015 musical, Hamilton.7. Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Thou shalt not steal. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.8. No links to fake news websites.9. The Ninth Amendment states that listing specific rights in the Constitution does not mean that people do not have other rights that have not been spelled out.10. We are confronted with the fierce urgency of now. In this unfolding conundrum of life and history, there is such a thing as being too late. This is no time for apathy or complacency. This is a time for vigorous and positive action.